went to the falcon last night with jannone & yunmi for rob minkoff’s forbidden kingdom release party as the premier will be in beijing today. fun. cute stationary in the gift bag. weird to be at the falcon as that was the original no-pants-tuesday declaration where 4 years ago (under ixel’s bad influence) i tried to get a half dozen gay men to take off their pants to celebrate with me. brad opted to stay home that night, lucky him. i even think i half hit on robin, a talent agent in town, who was wearing granny panties that night - no i did not find out for myself, i took her word for it. as it turned out she’s a lesbian- oops. don’t mean to be a tease. nope, not me.

(that’d be robin & jacob - can’t believe i still have these pictures from 2004)
i was getting all sorts of flashbacks last night. like the time i was standing outside and yelled, “who do i have to blow to get a job at movieline?!” unbeknownst to me, one of the magazine’s owners was standing right behind me. needless to say, i actually worked there for a brief stint a couple of years later and as it turns out, i didn’t have to blow anyone to get that job. yes, i am a demure and fragile little flower.
won’t somebody wash my mouth out with soap one of these days please and teach me my lesson?!

(jacob & ixel at falcon in 2004)