still drooling
went to magnolia tonight with jannone, louise & jasmin where we sat one table away from a certain celebrity all night. i didn’t even realize it until we were all done eating when louise was cold and i offered to switch chairs with her.
she reacted as if i was insane to even suggest such a thing and by god no, there was not a chance in hell she would want to sit in my seat. before i could start thinking too much about whether she was suggesting that maybe i had shat on my chair and she was uninterested in sitting in my filth, jannone explained that there was no way louise would give up her prime seat even if she was suffering from hypothermia because ORLANDO BLOOM was at the table behind us and she was making eyes with him. duh!
he and his buddy sat there all night until i got up and spoke to them. i was merely asking if they were hot - i meant temperature, but maybe they misunderstood. “hi, umm… you’re not hot are you?” they were probably thinking, “honey, have you taken a good look at me? i mean, COME ON!!”
i said it as i started lunging at the heat lamp and i’m sure it was obvious since i was sweating like a pig that i meant that i was hot (again, not as in sexy, but as in temperature)
they responded in a rather confused tone but one that seemed to indicate to me that i was welcome to do as i pleased. so i turned off the heat lamp.
“you turned it off? turning it down now means turning it off?” i didn’t really think it meant anything but 30 seconds later they got up and left.
i don’t think louise will ever forgive me. oops.