NEWLOVE

ivy and i went shopping at target in pasadena. i only spent like $80 and i left the store with half a dozen items. it’s amazing!

we finally found a bathing suit that fits my boobs. too bad it was made for old mother hubbard!

notice how it hangs to my knees…

then i saw the cutest little top and held it up to my boob. i was trying to be discreet (yes, i know - very unlike me) so as i was remarking in a loud enough voice to reach ivy 4 aisles away i accidentally muted the wrong words. i meant to shout “OH MY GOD ivy this top is so micro it doesn’t even cover ___ ___!” but what i ended up shouting was “OH MY GOD ivy this top is so micro it ___ ___ ___ MY NIPPLE!!”

oy

there was a pretty perturbed older woman standing next to ivy who gave us nasty looks at that point.

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