NEWLOVE

brad brought me flowers!

heather complimented me in front of the bosses’ niece on my “sneak out of the house without locking it” tactics and i had to re-enact the moment.  unfortunately i did better the first time than during my re-enactment.  last night in showing them how cool i am while running through a garage and hurdling over a laser-beam sensor in a mini skirt and high heels, i accidentally slammed my thigh at 90 miles an hour into the cement wall in front of their house and almost fell over in pain.  i hid it well and had to excuse myself immediately in order to get myself home and CRY BECAUSE I WAS IN SO MUCH PAIN.  and all the while, i could feel the pulsing throbbing blood pushing through my skin forming the most incredible bumpy disgusting bruise ever.

anyone wanna come over for a home cooked meal?

ok, if where’s the beef wasn’t clear, let me just tell you that less than 30 minutes after i finished my lunch yesterday, i asked my friend heather to pick me up a cheeseburger from wendy’s - LESS THAN 30 MINUTES AFTER EATING!!

i know!

i have a condition with increased appetite currently.

anyways… salivating, i unwrapped my cheesy foil from my burger and with a passionate hunger, i ripped it in half to devour from the inside out when DUHN DUHN DUHHHHHN… there was nothing but a flimsy piece of lettuce, half a tomato slice and a slice of cheese covered in condiments (and what may have been a pickle at some point in time.)

so bummed.

when i went back to the wendy’s - left work, drove all the way over there, parked, WAITED IN LINE and explained the situation, they gave me a new burger (with beef this time) and sent me on my way.  they didn’t even give me anything for free.  NOTHING.  not even ONE french fry - NOT A ONE!

when you eat a burger from wendy’s you expect

NOT

yes, wendy’s… of all the places that could possibly have the most ironic slogan.

i’m freaking starving.

josh and charley made it!

From wikipedia:

Machu Picchu was constructed around 1450, at the height of the Inca empire, and was abandoned less than 100 years later, as the empire collapsed under Spanish conquest. Although the citadel is located only about 50 miles from Cusco, the Inca capital, it was never found and destroyed by the Spanish, as were many other Inca sites. Over the centuries, the surrounding jungle grew to enshroud the site, and few knew of its existence. In 1911, Yale historian and explorer Hiram Bingham brought the “lost” city to the world’s attention. Bingham and others hypothesized that the citadel was the traditional birthplace of the Inca people or the spiritual center of the “virgins of the sun,” while curators of a recent exhibit have speculated that Machu Picchu was a royal retreat.

It is thought that the site was chosen for its unique location and geological features. It is said that the silhouette of the mountain range behind Machu Picchu represents the face of the Inca looking upward towards the sky, with the largest peak, Huayna Picchu (meaning Young Peak), representing his pierced nose.

In 1913, the site received significant publicity after the National Geographic Society devoted their entire April issue to Machu Picchu.

On July 7, 2007, Machu Picchu was voted as one of New Open World Corporation’s New Seven Wonders of the World.

quite a whimsical movie. jannone and i once again found ourselves on a sunday night at the arclight. this time, our movie of choice was not sold out.

faces seen at the theater (in person) were drew barrymore and the 2 stars of superbad - jonah hill and michael sera. no joke.

josh at the llama piñata just after removing his blindfold

the dalai llama was there

my co-conspirators

i know the video is dark but that’s because it’s 11:30 at night. listen for all the dropping box sounds. at the end of the video, it’s me that’s under him, fyi.