beer should always count

I know I don’t drink as much water as I should.

Okay, okay.  Stop laughing.  I’ll start over…

I do not drink any water on a regular basis.  Shocked?  Did I make you choke on a glass of your healthy 2 liters of water a day or whatever they recommend?  Sorry.

But honestly, I don’t drink 2 liters of anything a day (well, except maybe beer.)  I have a cup of coffee in the morning sometimes accompanied by a glass of fresh squeezed orange juice (depending on Brad’s level of motivation as he is the only reason why I am forced to eat breakfast.) I don’t drink with lunch unless someone at the office happens to bring us soda or if we eat out.  Do I eat dinner these days?  Sometimes.  I guess if I’m eating out or at home, I usually have a beer.  There is LOTS of water in beer.  This is where I make up for being so “un-healthy.”

Coffee - made from water
Iced Tea - made from water
OJ - mother nature’s yummy water
Beer - made from water and then man added heaven to it

So get off my back already!

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