we need to talk
I got the funniest text message this morning from Magic Dan. It said, “We need to talk. I just didn’t recognize Andrea again.” It was like straight out of a Seinfeld episode. After the first sentence of the text I immediately thought, “Oh no! What did I do?” Then I read the second sentence and laughed. He made it all sound so dramatic!
Dan is a very bright, articulate man but for some reason he has a mental block when it comes to Andrea. He’s known her through me for 7+ years now. He’s even been to her house! He sees her often enough but he not only doesn’t remember her name, he has no recollection of ever having met her until she reminds him. What is wrong with you, Dan??
Last night, he walked into the Beauty Bar in Hollywood and thought, “Damn, that bartender is hot!” Then he went up and starting chatting with her until she said, “You don’t know who I am, do you?” He thought to himself, “Shit, is this Kathleen’s friend that I always forget? No. It can’t be. I WOULD RECOGNIZE HER!!”
Brad said, “To Dan’s credit, Andrea DOES change her look a lot.”
What’s even funnier is that Dan was chatting just the other day with someone about how he’s completely retarded in certain areas and he brought up the never recognizing Andrea example. He was just talking about her and ran into her a couple days later and STILL didn’t recognize her.
Lord.