NEWLOVE

She shaved her head. And got more tattoos. God bless America and publicity stunts.

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/02/brit6.jpg

Brad, you understand… right?!

http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/this_britain/article2281393.ece 

Hiko and I went and saw my man, Hugh Grant, at the Arclight tonight. I’m sure the movie was just terrible but I can’t help it. I loved it! I love Hugh Grant. I do. I find him absolutely irresistable. I am glad that I didn’t see it with Brad or Michelle as I’m sure they would’ve hated it. But I.LOVE.HUGH.GRANT!!!! Especially in tight pants. Mmmmm…

Janet had her birthday party at Fogo de Chao tonight on La Cienega. I’ve never seen so much pure meat in one place. I am the beast!! Rahr!

I really wanted to see Music & Lyrics on opening night but Brad was appalled. So we went to “Notes on a Scandal.” I thought maybe it’d be hot enough to inspire some Valentine’s activities and I couldn’t have been more wrong. Every single character was rotten through and through and it had to have been the worst Valentine’s non-date movie in history. Lord.

I got some pretty flowers though.

Michelle and I went to see another yummy favorite of mine tonight, Jude Law. Now he’s not Hugh Grant (whose movie doesn’t open until tomorrow, boo hoo) but he’s of the same ilk and will have to do. I liked the movie. It was depressing but I liked it. And I LOVED the prostitute character played by that same chick who played the shrink girlfriend in The Departed. She was GREAT.

I can’t believe I’m working today. I am useless and all I wanna do is poo.  And I’m useless at that too.
Oh woe is me.

Jollibee. What in the hell am I talking about you may ask…

JOLLIBEE people. The Cult-Of-Cute has struck Los Angeles.

http://www.jollibee.com.ph/

Chicken Happiness.

Josheepoo and I are going to have to check it out. There’s one on Beverly.

Cliff and Josh called me this morning after their hike in Runyon Canyon.  We went to brunch at Alcove in Los Feliz where I’ve never eaten and apparently the food is usually excellent there although that was not my experience.  But I will give it another shot.

Cliff sang to me in his beautiful voice a song he made up years ago to the music of “Maria” from “West Side Story” while sitting in traffic on the 10 freeway…

“LaBrea… I’ve just found a street called LaBrea.  And suddenly I’ve found, a way to get around, L.A.!!…”

I love you Cliff.

Then we had a conversation about how they wished boys could wear skirts.  I explained that if you have fat thunder thighs that rub together and produce heat and cause chafing that it’s not as fun as it looks.

The strike last night was a bitch and a half and even when I was done, I couldn’t sleep because my phone was ringing off the hook.  But this afternoon, things looked up.  I read a book infront of the fire and I got a massage at the spa before we all had a nice dinner and played the FUNNEST GAME EVER!!

Each player puts six names of real or fictitious well-known people into a hat.  The players are split into teams.  The game consists of 3 rounds.  In round one, you can talk like the person, act like the person, mention specifics from the person’s life… anything you want as long as you don’t mention any of the words of the person’s name.  For example, for Betty Boop, you can’t sing “Boop boop be doop.”  You also can’t have any duplicate names in the hat.  The object is to get your team to guess as many names as possible within one minute.  If you’re the person acting things out and get to a name you don’t know or can’t do, you can pass and move on to the next name in the hat.

In round two, you can only use two words but you already have heard all the names of the people in the hat so it’s not as hard as you think.  For Betty Boop you could say, “Cartoon Vixen.”  Still, your team has to guess correctly as many as possible within a minute.  You can still pass when you please.

In the last round, it is completely silent geastures like charades.  Remember, the teams have already heard what is in the hat and can just shout out all the options.

Super fun.