NEWLOVE

Jacob had his tonsils removed yesterday morning while I ran his callbacks for him. I got a phone call around 10:30 and the front desk announced the call, which they rarely do. “It’s Jacob!” So I ran to the phone thinking something was wrong.

When we were connected, he just had some last minute things he wanted to tell me, like don’t forget this and that and this and that and blah blah blah and most importantly, “Be nice to the clients. Whatever they want, tell them it’s not a problem. Don’t be mean!” Hahaha. When am I ever mean?! Haha.

Then, he said, “Oh, and Michael Jackson is coming in at 2:00.”

I thought to myself, “Huh? What in the hell are you talking about?!” Then I realized that he must be gassed or something since it was right around the time he was supposed to go under the knife, so I just said, “No problem Jacob. We’ll just audition him like anyone else.”

When I got to his house in the evening after the clients left, I told him about the Michael Jackson thing. He didn’t remember that he had even called me.

Apparently getting the anesthesiology is a hoot and we should all try it.

I’m still dealing with my broken car, my broken computer, my broken house, my broken everything!!! That’s my excuse for not writing much lately.

The TCS crew went on a cruise to Mexico last week and we had a blast. I think Brad found out there would be karaoke so he somehow got Tony Kaye (American History X) to film a commercial starring Brad covered in baby food. Therefore, Brad decided an hour before we set sail that he would not be joining us. Poo on him!

My top ten:

10. The size of my “stateroom.”
9. Josh & Jacob’s towel suicide.
8. Jule’s flashing hair.
7. The mariachi band in the restaurant on land with Orlee & Jen.
6. Doug.
5. Roman’s multiplying cactus.
4. Wilson Phillip’s performing “Hold On” in Cowboy Keoni’s stateroom.
3. Naughty schoolgirls & Rainbow Bright.
2. Bob’s dance rendition of Fast Forward! Am I too FORWARD??!
1. Team Hype’s supreme coolness that they got a new recruit halfway through the night.

Kerry & Brad

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