My Broken Butt
My B.B. is invading my life! I can’t bend over. I can’t lift things. I can’t sit for long periods. Ugh! This is the worst timing ever! Brad (and his best friend The Owl) are moving in and I have to make room and move furniture and paint walls and rip out carpets and…
Ugh. Does anyone have any remedies, exercises, drugs they want to give me?
Oooo… wait. I think I have a Vicodin somewhere around here. But on second thought, that’s not going to help any. Who’s got Soma??
On a totally unrelated note, does anyone know how to work a Razr phone? How do you turn on the blue-tooth earpiece when you’re already on the phone? Why does it beep every now and then when you’re on a call? How do you create a shortcut? How do you put pictures from your computer on your phone?
I wish I had a jacuzzi.
I need another vacation. What’s that you say? I just got back?! I don’t care! I need another vacation! Where should I go to next??
March 21st, 2006 at 6:58 pm
Hey Kathleen, I’d highly recommend Zoloft for the “living with boyfriend” situation. It’s a drug that can enable you to handle anything the male population could throw your way. As for the Blue Tooth technology issues, you’d have to ask Julia–she’s Blue Tooth fluent!