tangerine nightmare
Rena met me at K-Lo’s today and brought over the bridesmaid dresses.
She made me try mine on in front of her. I guess I’m not as good at diplomacy as I had previously thought.
Only a thin, Brazilian he/she on Santa Monica Boulevard in big, clear, plastic platform heals and blue eyeshadow would ever have worn this dress in 1975 for his/her Cleveland Browns Football Dance Team try-outs.
It’s made out of lycra. It looks like a big-mama bathing suit! I mean, I’m all about recycling but, c’mon! This is ridiculous. AND ORANGE!